Monday, December 1, 2008

Short messages(5)

How old is ur father? (joke)

Teacher : How old is ur father?
Sunny : As old as I am.
Teacher : How is it possible?
Sunny : He become father only after I was born.


Phone from a girl. (naughty)

A girl phoned me on that day and said ..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home ...


When i open my eyes every morning (funny)

When i open my eyes every morning,
I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you....
Why should only i suffer!!!

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