short messages(4)

Without Love (love)
Without Love -- days are :
Sadday,
Moanday,
Tearsday,
Wasteday,
Thirstday,
Frightday,
Shatterday...
so be in Love everyday...


What happend 2 ur mobile? (funny)
What happend 2 ur mobile?
I was trying 2 call u but i got this msg:
Welcome to the jungle network,
the monkey u r trying 2 call is on tree.
Plz try later.


Come here baby ....(naughty)
Take off ur pants and knickers.
Get on top of me,
enjoy until u get satisfied,
loving urs.....
toilet!


Girls are like roads(jokes)
Girls are like roads,
more the curves,
more the dangerous they are...