我的小小恶作剧

在前天，如果你发现我家木门粘着一些胶纸又不知个所以然的话，那我就必须做个解释了...

贴满胶纸的门


这就是我聘请的半天门卫

这就是Steven的衣服，我用胶纸贴上去，但不是很稳，过不久就被放下来了。想看清楚是什么字吗？


真是无聊的行为，哈哈....(>3<)

抢劫经历

今天所发生的事，也许是我这一辈子最难忘的...



今早，是个经昨天一整天雨水洗涤，让人感到神清气爽的清凉早晨，我也被这么一个好天气感染了，心情很好！！宝珠今早必须到学校一趟，所以我们就一起步行，打算走到巴士站。我们一路有说有笑，突然间，就那么一瞬间，宝珠尖叫一声，我耳听到“啪”的一声，一个身穿黑色捷克，蓝色牛子裤，头戴蓝色钢盔的电单车骑士映入我的眼里。我愤怒，我嘶吼，却也不能让时间倒退，好让我有所防范；也不能让我跨前一步，好让我奔向那骑士；更不能睁开眼睛，看清楚它的号码... 我扶着宝珠，眼看着痛哭流泪的她，嘴说着安慰她的话，却再也不能够做些什么 ... 虽然包包没被抢走，就算抢走也没什么值钱的东西，身体的伤害也不大，但所造成的伤害却比看到的还要深，心里所留下的阴影也难以磨灭。

这，就是我和宝珠所体验的抢劫案，活生生的，充满恶意的抢劫案。如果只是发生在我的身上，我也许会说：“住吉隆坡是迟早一定被抢的啦。”但，如果是发生在你最重要的人的身上，你还是会这样想吗？这件事情让我想了很多很多 ....

以前的我，只希望能够安安稳稳，过着平淡的生活；不求大富大贵，只要衣食无忧就好。但，抢劫案也许会以另一种方式再次发生！

人性，总是贪婪的；有很多人，也不能够压抑自己的欲望。自己拥有的，只要妥善的安排，是足够的。但因为金钱上不做出妥善的管理，用完自己的钱后还用半哄半骗半截半偷的方式拿别人的钱，占别人的便宜。

拿我大学认识的两位朋友：朋友A有做兼职，也有向政府借钱；朋友B有向政府借钱，但没兼职。先申明，两位朋友都没向家人讨钱。咋看之下，A似乎比B更能应付生活开销。但事实并非如此。当A知道B有些许存款的时候，便向B借钱，搞得B现在没了存款，也得打工了。也许有人会问，A有兼职啊，可以慢慢还给B的嘛... 这就是问题所在，A是有能力还，可是他不想还，也许是改变不了自己奢侈的生活习惯，也许是有心赖账，我不懂，但受害者很明显的，就是B。当我问他为什么不向A讨回钱，B说：“朋友嘛，不好意思催...”对我来说，是朋友的话，就怎样死都应该偿还这笔债，不管是分期付款，还是什么方式都好，不要连累人家！！难道，对你来说，朋友是人肉提款机，是可以利用的吗？

如果抢劫是属于硬性抢夺的话，那上述例子就是软性欺诈了。在我身边发生的，大多数就属于软性欺诈了。我就好象B那样，节俭的过日子，难保不会吸引那些有心机的人来占便宜，把我挤得一干二净。如果我是孤身一人的话，那还无所谓，但我有我想保护的家人，如果我倒下了，我不谨不能帮助他们，还会成为他们的负累，让他们为我担心。所以，我不得不放下我以往的观念。我必须成为一个有足够能力保护我的家人，让他们不许为生活担忧，不让其他人伤害我的家人。嗯，成为有钱人是最简单了当的方法了吧？

是当今社会风气腐败，让我不得不改变。不变，只会成为累赘，所以我只好改变，成为一个不同思想的人。

short messages(6)

darling(naughty)
u know full fom of DARLING ?
D = dear
A = always
R = remembar
L = love
I = is
N = not
G = game


Plan to die2 (joke)
Lovers plan to suicide.
Boy jumped first,
Girl closed her eyes & return back saying:" love is blind ..."
Boy in air opened his parachute saying :" love never dies."


Killer(funny)
I'm a killer.
I kill people for money.
But you are my friend ...
I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!

Short messages(5)

How old is ur father? (joke)

Teacher : How old is ur father?
Sunny : As old as I am.
Teacher : How is it possible?
Sunny : He become father only after I was born.


Phone from a girl. (naughty)

A girl phoned me on that day and said ..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home ...


When i open my eyes every morning (funny)

When i open my eyes every morning,
I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you....
Why should only i suffer!!!

short messages(4)

Without Love (love)
Without Love -- days are :
Sadday,
Moanday,
Tearsday,
Wasteday,
Thirstday,
Frightday,
Shatterday...
so be in Love everyday...


What happend 2 ur mobile? (funny)
What happend 2 ur mobile?
I was trying 2 call u but i got this msg:
Welcome to the jungle network,
the monkey u r trying 2 call is on tree.
Plz try later.


Come here baby ....(naughty)
Take off ur pants and knickers.
Get on top of me,
enjoy until u get satisfied,
loving urs.....
toilet!


Girls are like roads(jokes)
Girls are like roads,
more the curves,
more the dangerous they are...

short messages(3)

I have to enjoy my Sunday (Funny)

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?
Husband: 1 for you and two for your parents.


Special blow job (Naughty)

What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?
"Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!"

When u fell lonely(Fool)

When u feel lonely n alone,
and cannot see any 1 around u,
the world seems 2 be fading away,
come to me,
I will take u to an eye specialist.

Short Messages(2)

SEX(Naughty)
Always start your day with a lot of... S E X :
S - SMILE
E - ENERGY
X - XCITEMENT

so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.


The meaning of WIFE ?! (Joke)
Husband asks :" Do you know the meaning of WIFE ?
It means...
Without Information Fighting Everytime!"
WIFE says :" No, it means - With Idiot for Ever!"


English = easy???(Funny)

Who said english is easy???
Fill in the blanks with YES or No...
1._______, I dont have a brain...
2._______,I dont have sence...
3._______,I am stupid....