I have to enjoy my Sunday (Funny)
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?
Husband: 1 for you and two for your parents.
Special blow job (Naughty)
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?
"Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!"
When u fell lonely(Fool)
When u feel lonely n alone,
and cannot see any 1 around u,
the world seems 2 be fading away,
come to me,
I will take u to an eye specialist.
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